Life is rarely a thriller, but always a porno

There, I said "porno". That's probably the reason you found this website, but prepare to be disappointed: no nekkid chicks here. Well, no PICTURES, but if you can read (which I hope, else I'm typing this shit in vain), you can take a look at my work. That's right, I can make naked chicks appear IN YOUR HEAD! (in case YOU ARE a naked chick: Hi there, cutiepants! Please use the contact form IMMEDIATELY!)
However, to not disappoint too much, I recently added the eye candy on the left side. That's gotta do. I'm not going to post porn.
At least not yet.

You may have already guessed: I'm a writer. I tend to be called "the shooting star of the German literary scene", and not without reason: after all, I achieved the "Expert" badge of the U.S. Army (rifle & pistol). Regardless, some old Japanese guy dared some years ago to snatch a prestigious award away from me. You live in Japan and happen to be a ninja? Get me back my Nobel Prize and you will be highly rewarded!

I also finished two novels recently, so if you work for a publisher, get in touch, you might be just one e-mail away from the next bestseller! And if you work in Hollywood: I can turn my stories into a movie script in no time!


I have to mention that, for now, there isn't very much stuff in English around, just this and the polls and a few more sentences. So I highly suggest that you learn German in order to understand my brilliant prose.


Alrighty then, now go ahead, take a look, make yourself comfortable but please don't break anything.

NEWS:  Coming soon: "Gleismäuse" in an anthology by Mönnig Verlag, autumn 2010

                                "Eine harte Nuss" in anthology "Eins" by Tüffers-Verlag, 3rd quarter 2010

                                Until then buy and read this: